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"Man tried to fly in India with monkey in his pants"

biomedicalephemera:

Relevant to this recent post on endangered lorises.

C’mon, people. Don’t be stupid. Dried testicles of lorises, stewed tiger penis, and cobra blood drank straight up are not going to make you any more virile, strong, or healthy. If anything, it’ll make you LESS virile, because what the fuck, YOU JUST ATE A TIGER PENIS, who in their right mind would get with you or even talk to you?!

Leave our wild buddies in the wild, and go work out for a while, or eat a hearty salad, or ANYTHING that doesn’t involve the genitalia of wild animals. I promise it’ll do you way more good than dried testicles.

Look at this guy. He’s happy in the wild. He DOES NOT WANT TO BE IN YOUR PANTS.

Posted on: 10 September, 2012 with 119 Notes

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